Researchers Release the Profile of a Vaccine Internet Troll

The Typical Vaccine Internet Troll is a college educated, somewhat intelligent single man or woman who is adept with computers, can text at near lightening speed, and owns a minimum of 10 electronic devices that require a battery or charger. He or she is perfectly able to skip several meals but cannot be found in public without the laptop, i-phone or blackberry.  A troll is rarely seen without a water bottle with a foreign sounding name or appeal.

Researchers Release the Profile of a Vaccine Internet TrollSome trolls are known to have lofty ideas and have a tendency toward grandiose purchases and  grand daydreams. They opine about their past but construct elaborate designs regarding their future- most of which remain in their imaginations.

The typical troll is between 28 and 40 years old and can often be found in their parent’s basement where they reside and spend most of their waking hours. When not engaged in a video game or online chat, they take time to peruse the internet leisurely in order to counter a current dialogue or posting. When not working out at a gym, a troll can be found rewashing their imported car. To a troll, this is considered as a sport.  Still in debt with their student loans, they have no problem paying for new large car loans.

According to a troll is referred to as a member of a community or usenet group who make posts deliberately designed to attract responses of outrage or indignation.

“It is the Troll’s intent to hook unsuspecting members into responding.” The troll gets satisfaction that they have impact on others. “ “A distinction must be made between true trolls, newbies who are undergoing growing pains as they attempt to adjust to community standards, and regular community members who simply have strong but otherwise harmless dissenting opinions.” see whole article here

In a troll is “One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.”

When you come across a comment made by an vaccine internet troll you can begin to see a pattern that emerges. They respond with words like, “You idiot, do you want to see millions of children dying from the Chicken –pox again? I suppose you think that it is better to have strep throat than a Whooping Cough Vaccine, without knowing that the Whooping Cough vaccine has nothing to do with strep-throat,. For that matter there is no such thing as a strep throat vaccine to begin with.The next time you see comments saying: ‘My unvaccinated child has autism’ or ‘My immune-compromised child can’t take vaccines – it is your duty to immunize your child so my child doesn’t get sick’ or ‘My sister got measles and died’  etc. – please be aware that these may be totally fabricated lies concocted by vaccine fanatics to intimidate and discredit vaccine freedom and awareness websites and facebook pages.

They also advocate setting up phony email accounts and IDs so that their dishonest comments cannot be traced back to the source. read more


A troll is often writing on the computer while sipping lattes in fad Coffee establishments. Trolls are very self-assured and believe that they actually have 500-1,000 friends. They enjoy television, 3D movies and Springsteen concerts.

Once they have posted an attack or cursed at you, beware of the intention. Trying to respond with intelligence only escalates their hostility. If you report a fact that can be confirmed, it will not matter to them because their response is scripted. You might retort, “If vaccines are so safe, why did the US vaccine court already pay 2 Billion dollars to families that proved that vaccines, “Resulted” in Autism.” “By paying, the US agreed that the damages were a result of vaccines and compensation was an act of justice. They might respond with “Prove it.” You can then try to get them to read about it but they will say that they do not have the time and comment, ”If the US paid money because someone got hurt from a vaccine then it would be on TV, the news and the radio; I do not have time for your B.S.”

The one important thing to watch for is the language that they employ that is meant to throw you off the track.  They are really being paid to sound as if they are just regular people with an opinion and teach you that society survived only because of great vaccinations.” “We would all be dead by now if not for superior pharmaceuticals.” Not that they can acknowledge the fact that their own parents survived with only 5 or 6 lifetime vaccines, a far cry from the 40 or 50 vaccines that the trolls have had thus far.

Trolls have a tendency to put on weight in an apple type shape-particularly around the middle. They might make a promise to themselves to frequent fast food establishments less than 7 times per week as they find the convenience of wi-fi in fast food restaurants very appealing. Sometimes they prefer to spend time on E-Bay rather than have a face-to-face social encounter with a girlfriend or boyfriend.

The frequency of the text is heightened as the troll communicates. “Mom, I have not seen you for dinner for a long time, can we have dinner together tonight?”  Mom texts back; ”Yes deary, come upstairs in half an hour and the chicken will be ready on the kitchen table.”  Soon afterwards the troll prepares to make the  “treck” upstairs all the way to the kitchen.


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